It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.
''Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
11 comments:
Normal is overrated ;-)
Michele sent me!
So very true.
Thanks for stopping by.
Cheers,
P.
Hey cq I've heard that before but it still make sme smile ;)
Have a lovely weekend ;)
Here via Michele ;)
So did you get a nice soft bed, or have to send home for your own?
I'm here from Michele's.
LOL! You know, I heard this one AGES ago and it's still just as good the second time around. So tell me, do you have a roomate? :)
Thanks so much for the laugh :)
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Michele sent me share insanity! LOL!
That was wonderful! A great laugh.
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A fun joke, CQ: but I don't need that test to let me know that I am ready for the funny farm some days!
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N.
That so made me laugh!!!!
Too too funny, cheers for that!
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