On the left is our Charlie, all fur and fears, on the right is a neighbour's cat that we call Bengal (because she is one!) who comes to visit often. They can regularly be found nattering through doors and windows, Charlie being an indoor cat.
The last caption I threw up was here and I picked a winner, Leigh over at Relocated Writing with;
'She waits until you're fast asleep and then she eats your feet!.'
That one made me laugh out loud.
ps - actually, Mrs A had accidentally trodden on nettles in bare feet while under the influence of some lovely fruit wine - and Vic was administering Germolene to ease the pain.