Saturday, December 08, 2007

Christmas Carols for the Seasonal Defective

I like some of the Christmas stuff I posted last year so much, I am repeating them again for sheer entertainment....

Last year at this time one of my regular readers gave me grief about not taking my depression seriously. Good grief - if I took my depression seriously, it would kill me....it has tried enough times in the past.

So - to the one person who harangued me here about posting this I say 'tough cheese!'. Some people give in to their depression - I will fight mine with every cell in my body.

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


cq

17 comments:

PI said...

I think maybe you can deal with anything, As long as you can retain a SOH. Or a meringue?

PI said...

OOOOOOH Michele sent me.

Minerva said...

*grin*
I love the ADHD one...

Mx

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Hi! it's been quite some time I've come to visit. Hope you do remember me and accept me still to be your blogging friend. Love your lists. Like #s 1 and 8.

Dawn said...

LOL! I have NO idea how I missed these last year. At ALL! Specially considering I was a regular reader of you back then.

However, I couldn't help but giggle at some of these - I sooo feel in tune with some of these some days lol.

If you feel a need to be cheered up, pop on over to my blog to see the latest baby who'll be arriving in our household next weekend :D

{{{Hugs}}} from across the pond, and over the entire country of Canada to the West side lol.

d sinclair said...

lol Michelle sent me to you...

are you really depressed??

or perhaps its your dark night of the soul?

I for one believe we must 'grow down' before we can grow up.

d :)

rashbre said...

Very amusing. I know someone who will enjoy this post and will mail them a copy! Here today via Michele's.

Take care! rashbre

Bob-kat said...

I remember this from last year and it still made me smile :)

November Rain said...

michelle sent me to laugh a bit

LadyBugCrossing said...

I LOVE this!!!
xo
LBC

Melli said...

Oh no! Trust me ... with Dementia, it's "Am I home for Christmas? Who's house is this anyway? When did YOU get here?" I've got that one down pat! We sing it ALL DAY LONG!!! LOL!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Good ones there!

Michele sent me this way.

gautami tripathy said...

Glad Michele sent me here for a good laugh!

LOL!

rooted
reading room

THE BLUEST BUTTERFLY said...

If one has a condition, it is definitely good to look at it with humor. You have pointed out that you have the illness....and thus are NOT making fun of anyone. I enjoyed this post and I am linking to it. :-)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL...I don't think I saw these last year..OR If I did, I have forgotten....These are WONDERFUL CQ! Love them a Lot!!!!

Thanks for the really good laugh, my dear....!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Well, I just looked back at last year and there was my comment..LARGE AS LIFE!!! OY! LOL!

Is this what getting old merans????
Ohhh Nooooo!

Well, it's nice I got a good laugh out of it all, a second time!!!

Josephine said...

Very very funny :-) Like the ADHD and Borderline Personality Disorder best!