Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

carols


* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

cq

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi all!
britney

Bye

YellowRose said...

ROFLOL!!!! I love this!!!!

Too cute...as always you put a smile on my face!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL...Hilarious!
I'm sending these to my brother who is a "shrinky" person...He will get a good laugh out of this...!
Best Laugh Of The Week, my dear CQ!

Anonymous said...

Very useful reference for the festive season.
Hava a Merry Christmas!

Le laquet said...

lol!

Barbara said...

Too funny. I resemble a couple of those.

Bob-kat said...

Lol!

The manic one defintely applies to me atm! I love Christmas but it can be such hard work getting ready!

Nice to see you yesterday. Hope you like your pressie but no peeking until Christmas Day! Can't wait to open mine :-)But i will!

Bob-kat said...

Lol!

The manic one defintely applies to me atm! I love Christmas but it can be such hard work getting ready!

Nice to see you yesterday. Hope you like your pressie but no peeking until Christmas Day! Can't wait to open mine :-)But i will!

Melli said...

ROFLMBO! This is sooooo fun CQ! I have linked you up! GREAT JOB!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha mental illness omg hahahaha

pathetic

Zeus said...

I admit: I laughed out loud while reading this. What does that say about me?

Terrific work, CQ!

Anonymous said...

Excellent

that cheered me up a treat :o)

craziequeen said...

In response the the single negative comment; I felt justified in posting this as there is mental illness in my own family - and, as most of you know, I have my own psychological problems...

If you don't attempt to see the lighter side of life, Real Life will grind you down.....

cq

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Hi My Dear...

I emailed these to my brother "The Shrink" but he hasn't respoded yet! I know he will think they are funny!
I really love these, CQ!

Anonymous said...

In response the the single negative comment; I felt justified in posting this as there is mental illness in my own family

Being mentally ill or knowing someone mentally ill is no excuse for making fun of mentally ill people.

This is a time of year when most people with such problems are at their most vulnerable - reading "lol look at the schizo" really doesn't help.

Real life will grind me down whether you laugh at me or not.

Anonymous said...

I don't usually post anonymously btw, perhaps you can understand why I chose to do so here.

craziequeen said...

'Real life will grind me down whether you laugh at me or not.'

I am confused - how can I 'laugh at you' when I have no idea who you are?

And, as has been said on many blogs - this is my blog. If you don't like what I post, it is your choice to go elsewhere.

cq

Anonymous said...

I normally do like what you post!

Given what you've said in the past about coping with depression I was genuinely shocked and surprised that you of all people would post such a callous dismissal of so many people with such huge problems.

I appreciate that you clearly only want positive responses to anything you post so I'll refrain from commenting again, it's probably bad for my health to get into this anyway.