Wednesday, April 25, 2007

WICOE

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Rachel Mills
Occupational Therapy Assistant

[blame david - he asked for something for men!]
[chuckle]

cq

5 comments:

David said...

ouch, you are blaming that on me?
It DOES seem that I need several of those classes, but I am happily divorced from my remote control ( no TV at all) and I DO cook, just don't clean up much. hehe
you got me! ( fake dying scene) thump!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

When can I sign up?

utenzi said...

I sense some issues being aired here, CQ. Should I worry about your significant other? LOL Maybe Michele's husband should get involved with this.

Speaking of Michele, she sent me over to see you (and your libelous post!).

leslie said...

Here via Michele

These are great! Can I sign my husband up for the laundry basket class?

My husband thinks that the empty milk carton belongs on the counter... I wonder why that is?

Mr. Althouse said...

Has this got anything to do with CK??

Michele sent me,

Mike