Thursday, July 06, 2006
1. I am essentially a boring person, I mean what on EARTH would we talk about - the price of croissants today??
2. He is notorious for being disdainful if he dislikes someone.
3. He probably wouldn't like me.
4. He has a BEAUTIFUL woman already in his life. Trust me, with Vanessa on his arm - he wouldn't want me!
5. Said beautiful woman bore him two children that he adores.
6. Even if I was in that position, I couldn't break that up.
7. I would be so tongue-tied I would appear foolish. I don't like appearing foolish.
8. I'm two years younger than him, but feel a million years older.
9. We would have nothing in common.
10. He loves playing practical jokes - I hate them.
11. Stalking is illegal in the UK.
12. The words Number One Fan have such a dreadful connotation, thanks to Stephen King - anyway, I'm probably about his Number 2,623,478th Fan...
13. It's never gonna happen, so I'll just continue to admire him from afar - well from a cinema seat tomorrow (yeehaw! We're going to Pirates tomorrow!!)
(I'm not obsessive - I'm suffering a bit with the depression this week, and Pirates is my focus. I mean; it was this or 'Thirteen Things about My Week' - I got to number three and felt suicidal (Suicide by Boredom!).... I couldn't submit you to that torture!)