Friday, June 30, 2006

Part 1 - Performance Review Time at the Palace

[gentle tapping at the Royal study door]

Hi, Clara, come on in and sit down. As you know I like to give my staff feedback on their performance over the year, and I think now is a good time to do your review.


Yes mum

Did you have a nice time in California at Our Lady's house?

Yes mum

And you had that extra day, of course. Sightseeing in Hollywood, with Walt of course. I hope you had a lovely time?

Yes mum

Well, I have to tell you that overall this year you have worked hard and conscientiously.

Yes mum

But I noticed a downturn in performance after my blogparty.

Yes mum

And then your behaviour became erratic, you had a lot of sick days and your performance suffered. Can you explain that?

Yes mum

[long silence]

Well, as you’re not going to, I guess I could have a stab at the reason?

Yes mum

You’re pregnant, aren’t you?

Yes mum

You knew you were pregnant and you didn’t tell me, your employer?

Yes mum

Do you know who the father is?

Yes mum

[even longer silence - a veritable pregnant pause]

Well, I guess it’s up to me again……..is cyberkitten the father ?

No mum

[to be continued.........]

7 comments:

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

This is really awesome. Waiting for more.
Have a nice weekend.

Juggling Mother said...

Is it a guessing game? I know who i blame;-)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL! Oh poor dear Clara...she is on the carpet, isn't she, My Queen? Oh dear....Well, she was definitely erratic here in the hills....and you saw how squirrly she got right after Cyberkitten arrived....Hmmmmmm.
I wonder. Does Clara have a history of fibbing, my dear Queen?
Well, I will be very very interested in the next installment!
Clara certainly is a young woman of few words, isn't she? Probably better that way, huh?

CyberKitten said...

[phew]

Looks relieved.................

MysteriousLady said...

Omg, is cyberkitten the father of Clara's baby???

I'm lovin this, and I haven't a clue.

Killired said...

omg, you're cracking me up cq... and yes, sounds like clara HAS spending some time on the carpet lately! i sure hope she gets better. you might be needing her services soon......

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