[gentle tapping at the Royal study door]Hi, Clara, come on in and sit down. As you know I like to give my staff feedback on their performance over the year, and I think now is a good time to do your review.
Yes mum
Did you have a nice time in California at Our Lady's house?
Yes mum
And you had that extra day, of course. Sightseeing in Hollywood, with Walt of course. I hope you had a lovely time?
Yes mum
Well, I have to tell you that overall this year you have worked hard and conscientiously.
Yes mum
But I noticed a downturn in performance after my blogparty.
Yes mum
And then your behaviour became erratic, you had a lot of sick days and your performance suffered. Can you explain that?
Yes mum
[long silence]
Well, as you’re not going to, I guess I could have a stab at the reason?
Yes mum
You’re pregnant, aren’t you?
Yes mum
You knew you were pregnant and you didn’t tell me, your employer?
Yes mum
Do you know who the father is?
Yes mum
[even longer silence - a veritable pregnant pause]
Well, I guess it’s up to me again……..is cyberkitten the father ?
No mum
[to be continued.........]
7 comments:
This is really awesome. Waiting for more.
Have a nice weekend.
Is it a guessing game? I know who i blame;-)
LOL, LOL, LOL! Oh poor dear Clara...she is on the carpet, isn't she, My Queen? Oh dear....Well, she was definitely erratic here in the hills....and you saw how squirrly she got right after Cyberkitten arrived....Hmmmmmm.
I wonder. Does Clara have a history of fibbing, my dear Queen?
Well, I will be very very interested in the next installment!
Clara certainly is a young woman of few words, isn't she? Probably better that way, huh?
[phew]
Looks relieved.................
Omg, is cyberkitten the father of Clara's baby???
I'm lovin this, and I haven't a clue.
omg, you're cracking me up cq... and yes, sounds like clara HAS spending some time on the carpet lately! i sure hope she gets better. you might be needing her services soon......
Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP » »
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