Sunday, October 15, 2006

Shortest Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

12 comments:

carli said...

Good one. . . when is Disney going to option it?
Michele sent me.

Fizzy said...

Very good very daft....definately a fairy tale

Juggling Mother said...

:-)

Terri said...

I'm still laughing...this was a hoot! LOL
Here from Michele's.....

Pearl said...

Amen. Wonder more people aren't single if word of this gets out.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL...That is the BEST story I ever read!!! (And lots of married people don't understand the real beauty of the single lfe, do they?
LOVE IT, dear CQ!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh and I just read that in the US People who are married are now in the minority for the first time! Isn't that amazing???

Deana said...

Love it!

Le laquet said...

You forgot the bit where she went to uni, got a kick arse job with a fab salary (including a decent bonus) and eventually became president of the whole damn world because she could multi-task too!

mar said...

I got another version, I like the skinny part, he he:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No." and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End

RCA said...

Very fun!

Kirsti said...

I like it!