Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END
11 comments:
Good one. . . when is Disney going to option it?
Michele sent me.
Very good very daft....definately a fairy tale
:-)
I'm still laughing...this was a hoot! LOL
Here from Michele's.....
Amen. Wonder more people aren't single if word of this gets out.
LOL, LOL, LOL...That is the BEST story I ever read!!! (And lots of married people don't understand the real beauty of the single lfe, do they?
LOVE IT, dear CQ!
Oh and I just read that in the US People who are married are now in the minority for the first time! Isn't that amazing???
You forgot the bit where she went to uni, got a kick arse job with a fab salary (including a decent bonus) and eventually became president of the whole damn world because she could multi-task too!
I got another version, I like the skinny part, he he:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No." and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End
Very fun!
I like it!
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