Friday, May 05, 2006

Frolicking Friday


What are CATS?
- Cats do whatever they want and you have no idea what they are thinking.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They're totally unpredictable.
- They whine when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They're moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

CONCLUSION: Cats are little WOMEN in fur coats.

What are DOGS?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture they're allowed to sit on.
- They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't listen to you when you're in the same room.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then kiss you.

CONCLUSION: Dogs are little MEN in fur coats.


cq

7 comments:

Sandy said...

LOL! That was great. Although as a gal allergic to cats I'm not sure I'd be glad to be one.

WendyWings said...

We are having an awwwww fes at our house over that photo, sooo cute.
Have a great weekend :)

Fizzy said...

Lovely Piccy CQ
I think you have it right here.
Rub tummies or backs!!!!
very funny
have a good weekend

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Awwwwww..I love this..It's so true too, isn't it? Truly funny, my dear CQ!

Barbara said...

I do always refer to cats as "she" and dogs as "he". I think you're on to something.

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Cute pictures. If only some humans can be as peaceful as this.

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