Delayed Return

One patch of black ice,
one Bavarian hospital,
one ambulance,
two wheelchairs,
one chauffeured car,
one business class flight (through my insurance!),
an entire dept of the British Army (yay the lads!),
one considerate local doktor,
daily thrombosis injections,
LOTS of serious painkillers
and one disturbing MRI result later

- and I'm home........

[flexes body gently]

cq