Welcome to the Easter Party at the Crazie Palace!!
Right a few directions around the estate;
This is the Great Hall
This is the Drawing Room where there will be dancing
Here is the den, booze and nibbles on the table over there and Walt will take care of your every need. If you have brought some additions, Walt will make a space...
and we have lit candles in the arbour, if anyone fancies a moonlit stroll
Everyone, have a lovely time!
Clara will be circulating with drinks and nibbles throughout the afternoon and evening and Walt will be manning the tables.
cq
remember - we are nothing without our imaginations! :-)
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Clara!! A large vodka here please...
[waits for doorbell to ring]
Lo, I'm here but I may need to go sleep in the corner...absolutely knackered today.
Mrs.A is busy sewing
It was a long day.....but such fun!
Would you like a drink?
Walt!
What can my valet bring you?
[waves at Mrs A sitting in the corner of the drawing room]
ding dong!
Kerry, Mom of Princess Mia (Mamma Mia) here. Nice to finally meet you.
Do you have *any* idea how difficult it is to get Ork blood out of fabric... Sorry I'm a bit late... Oh, and that isn't my colone... it's cordite... I think it might catch on... it smells of... victory... and Bonfire Night... [grin]
Oh, evening BTW....
Hello Kerry! How lovely you could come.....
and how is the little Princess?
Please let Walt take your coat and Clara will serve you some champagne..
cyberkitten! You look so smart...
I didn't hear the bus pull up :-)
something with vodka for you, dear?
Vodka straight please.... a large one..?
Thank you, darling, Princess is at home tormenting her human father as he's just come home from work. I'd love a glass, thank you.
Apfel Korn and Lemonade for me, Blackcurrant Absolut Vodka for Mrs.A :o)
Must remember to use a lighter ball next time we go bowling, my arthritis is not happy atm...need alcohol to dull it
Well... I DID hide the heavy balls... you brought them back..
Aginoth, Cyberkitten; this is Kerry, mom to the demanding Princess Mia - who gives Pandora a run for her money.
And that lovely lady stitching madly in the corner is Mrs A, Kerry!
Hey Kerry.........
soon moved down from a 12lb to a 10lb, if I could have found an 8lb with large finger holes I would have used it :)
Apfel Korn and Lemonade and Blackcurrant Absolut Vodka for the young couple,
Large vodka for the gentleman, and a champagne for the lady
Walt
Hello all {waves}
[trilling laugh]
Kerry, we were bowling today - us Brits are still getting used to the idea :-)
The medium & large holes are always in short supply....
Oh, thanks for the drink... [quaffs in one]
That's better.........
Sorry Kerry being rude...how are you?
I haven't been bowling in ages. I was quite useless then, but always enthusiastic, as you have to be, you know.
Clara, please circulate with a tray or two.....
some hors d'oeuvre? Those I think are salmon, those are lamb and I think Clara has a secret stash of veggie ones, ck!
It looks so simple doesn't it Kerry... but if it *was* simple we'd all be good at it...
I'm doing well, thank you {sips champagne}. Decided to slip out from the office to visit for a bit before heading home for the day.
I'm definitely in the useless but enthusiastic bracket....in fact ck and I were just saying that we should make it a regular thing!
[calls over] Mrs A? More drinks, dear?
hmmm, I'd love some salmon, mmmm...is that eggplant?
Sorry I'm late (although only fashionably so), I'd love a gin and tonic - I thought that you'd never ask.
Watching Greys anatomy with one eye, reading laptop screen with the other
Mr A, serious 'B' list celebrity that you are, how the devil are you old chap?
Walt, a drink for dave, please!
So, dave - do you indulge in ten pin bowling?
[nibbles at small sandwich]
Alls I remember is I would *always* break a nail. But I enjoyed it regardless. Your home is fabulous CQ.
Where's Mrs A, is she answering my e mail?
Kerry - of course! eggplant is SO now, don't you think?
[empties vodka]
[indicates another round to Walt]
Ten pin bowling, what at parties, not usually (best score 136).
Thanks, Kerry. Of course, we had to steal a few ideas - why keep all the good stuff in the stately homes.....
But it's so hard to keep up....
Hi Dave, have you had a reply to your email of support for us to Sedgemoor council....
[looks at Aginoth and ck]
[sniggers]
136.......
Good Evening Your Royal Highness! I see we both have worn red tonight. What good taste you have. The place looks mah-velous. I'm stopping in quick to drop off this wine from the Finger Lakes region of NY. I'll be back later, little matter to clear up. Ta-ta darling.
[snaggs passing veggie samosa]
So what exactly *are* eggplants...?
Barbara!! How lovely [passes bottle to Walt]
we'll crack it open when you return :-)
Oh, I can get 120 on a good day...
I *love* eggplant, {reaches over and snatches up a handful of eggplant hor d'oeuvres}
Darling. sorry a bit late... just cant walk in these shoes! LOve what you've done with the place.
Mr A, thanks but I replied to that and I had a question pertinent to the party in the reply!
aubergine, ck.......[sniggers] vegetables!
keda!! How are the girls! Let Clara get you a drink, what would you like?
eggplants = aubergines = delish tongue dancing delight
Not too sure about this vegatable lark... Just because I'm a veggie.... [grin].
That G & T was splendid, could I perhaps try a pint of your very best bitter now?
Just look at those boys talking shop in the corner.....
Walt! I said put the music on!
[grins]
Keda, meet Kerry. Kerry? Where did that girl get to.....
Do you come here often Cyberkitten?
ooh a dirty martini please! sleeping like hoglets thanks. wonderful red dress... they match my soles. mwa mwa
Nice to meet you Keda..
We have stocked up, dave - we knew you were coming. Boddingtons, Tetleys or would you like something a bit more 'real'?
er - how does one made a martini dirty, pray tell?? :-)
Real for me please, or perhaps a scrumpy?
I'm afraid i'm off to bed...nite all
gin martini and olive juice. yumm. and kinda yuk at the same time.
Me...? I'm *always* here..... Everytime I need a cup of sugar... [grin].
g'night Mr. A.
Wow, Mr A and the party is only just starting!
oh night night, shame seemed like a nice fella
scrumpy for dave, Walt - no, the real stuff please.......
Night Aginoth [waves out of the door]
keda, that sounds gross [grin]
Mr A is tops..... but being in the media spotlight is rather tiring..
{tapping foot to the music while eyeing veggie samosas to snatch up}
so hi singaporgirl was it? who or where was 'kerry'? great shoes
Surry i'm lite, been doun the pub, ad a gret eve so far (hick) oose ere so far?
Ah, the curses of three small Aginoths and several outfits to sew for re-enactment.
He tells me they pretend to be living in the middle ages and play with swords and stuff!
Ah paste - I see you've had a few aperitifs....
Could Walt get you some water? Coffee? Aspirin??
ooh dirty martini's great. thanks walt*
Thank you Keda, dahling! And Kerry is my real name.
Oh, I do apologise, Kerry is Singapore's real name :-)
[music changes to Queen]
ah, my theme band!!
Nah, I'll have triple scoth and watr on teh rockes
Ta very much
Uncouth fellow that Paste, lowers the tone somewhat!
Queen! love it! {starts dancing}
kerry. ok sorry . hmm queen.... who will be djing tonight pray?
{giggles at what dave said}
[whispers] I think he's a friend of Aginoth's!
[outloud] loved your widdle wabbit joke on the blog, paste!
ooh sounds just my type where'd e go?
Walt is doubling as dj - we have an extensive library of music - in the library...just ask :-)
er keda? [points to corner where paste is doubled over.......]
Ah... The Florence Knightingale Effect........
man throws up, woman throws herself at ghim?? :-)
(whispers to walt..."gawd n bennet- i'll give a hundred if you promise no more dodgy rock- thats NO queen, chris de burg or any of that long haired 80's rubbish. you are a petal)*
now where'd paste get to?
Basically...........
ooh no vomit no can do!
oh my, things a getting interesting.
{takes another glass of champagne}
Yush the widdle wabbit wos a cracker, do u want some more i've got 100's?
no i'm liking the danger stuff you know bikes booze big lips... i know it s WRONG. ok point taken. so what have you good people been up to today?
Walt! More champagne for the giggly lady in the corner....
oh, and a cloth and bucket, please Clara - for Master Paste!
hey he seems pretty compus mentis... someone lend him a toothbrush quick!
Just slipped out of the office to visit and have a much needed drink or two...
Bikes booze big lips - where where????????
so dave. what are your feelings on danger?
Lets play the cocktail game, you make em I'll drink em.
harvey wallbanger!
Hello, I am SO sorry to be late but I had a problem with my transportation. I am happy to be here at last and to meet you. Dahling, you have a beautiful home and you look divine. You may not believe this but I almost wore that same dress but changed my mind at the last moment!
Oh, there's the doorbell. You go and greet your next guest. I'll go mingle. Talk to you later.
but jane the purple frilly number works just as well*
Danger what danger????????
any danger. do you enjoy it or are you more of a fleeeer?
kerry are you still dancing? wow those shoes are deceptive- comfort and style*
Thank you dear, they have a time limit though, as most beautiful shoes do. These one allow me 3 hours of standing before cutting off circulation to the toes. you know how it is.
Thank you very much keda. Actually it leans more toward pink than purple but I did think it was flattering. It was a hard choice.
Oh Walt, could I have a sparkling cider, please?
After our last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses and I'd have to give up drinking beer.
I wasn't really that big drinker anyway; maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day, when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included £45 in makeup.I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer, but you haven't given up anything!"She said, "I buy that makeup for you; so I can look pretty for you."I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"I don't think she'll be back.......
I laugh in the face of danger, campari and soda please!
tragically yes. i have already had to have all my toes transplanted twice. for some reason the left foot is worse generally. sometimes i can lose up to 2 toes a night! bad quality pretty shoes are generall kinder than louboutin too i find sadly.
boys WAKE UP!
Oh my, the food here is to die for, isn't it. I need to get out on the dance floor and dance off some calories.
Anyone want to dance???
Jane, I hud a girlfrend onvce caled Jane, she wos ust like u, lets dunce!
oh gross you're telling the truth- campari's vicious. gggrrrr
i'll have a quick guiness chaser please walt and then another dirty martini when you're ready.
so (whispers to cq...did you lend paste a toothbrush?)
Ok, but please try not to get paste on my designer dress.
Where's the hostess gone and that Cyberkitten fellow?
Oh dear, serious business this toe topic.
Jane, I've been stuffing my face all night, discreetly, of course. Have you tried the crab cake thingies?
Sorry.... Been chatting up Clara... When CQ comes back I'll have to ask for her number..
Jane - do u come ere often?
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide? No escape from reality?
I couldnt drop into Craziequeen's without some appropriate lyrics and a bottle of Kristal.
Unfortunately the bottle opened itself on the way here and some of the liquid fell into my mouth.
Oh well easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesn’t really matter to me.
Jane - I fink u r butiful!
Psssst.....ck.....is it alright for me to dance with paste????? I am just a little concerned since I have never met him before. What do you think?
I heard that!
At least he seems to have good taste..........
dawnie, baby - what can Walt get you?
ah rashers, a man after my own heart.....
and thank you for the Kristal [shakes half empty bottle]
do you know paste?? :-)
Alright darlings, sorry to leave you, but I must slip back before the bosses notice. CQ thank you for a wonderful evening (late afternoon for me), lovely drinks and food and delightful company. Have a good evening. mwa mwa.
I should think you're safe, Jane - he's virtually incapable anyway...
and you know, when he's asleep he's a viking!
Hello! better late than never.... can i just grab a drink & sit & sew in th corner?
Weeelll, ok then, if you insist. Maybe a couple of drinks:-)
Ah Cyberkitten you return to the party, splendid. What do you think about the present political climate in the west and the undoubted issue of worldwide religious fundamentalism and its impact on everyday life?
Sorry paste....I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Forgive me?? This is my first time here, what about you?
Singaporegrrl, the crab thingies are marvelous and so are the stuffed mushrooms!
[Hands dave another drink from a passing tray]
Hi there everyone! I hope I'm not too late..In fact I thought we were just beginning! I am going to take a stroll out by the arbor before I settle in for some nibbles! Happy Easter Everyone!
Mrs A! No problem you bringing the stitching....
No! Don't sit in THAT chair - paste has been there.....
still Blackcurrant Absolut Vodka?
[nods to Walt]
emjoy the show, my dear :-)
Mrs A - at last, quick I'd drowning come and rescue me!
Naomi! [warm kisses] so nice to see you up and about again!
Enjoy the garden and we'll have a little drink when you come in.....
Ahhh, just in time for the drunken political rants. what fun;-)
I think we should set CK on Simon & sit back & watch.
or is Simon boycotting this lascivious, alcohol crazed den of iniquity?
Simon, god elp us!
Paste, that was probably the worst pun i've ever heard.
it was a pun wasn't it? *looks worried*
Dawn! I didn't see you there.... I'm so sorry.....
Walt! Vodka and Red Bull for the young lady - and keep em coming [wink]
CQ, great party. I am having a wonderful time.
OOOOOH (looking at the tray Clara is carrying) excuse me, something looked really good on that tray!
Ah a party, wonder if I can slip in without anyone noticing?
Nrs. A. What are you sewing over there in the corner? Can I bring you a drinky poo? (I really only talk like this once every 25 years...!)
BEAUTIFUL Arbor, CQ. Beautiful...I'm Hungry! Yummmy's await me.
rashbre (whispered....)i already slipped money to walt- NO queen or chris de burg- its a phobia of mine! please!)
loved the peice on yr sister site did you bring any music?
Certainly not Cheeks. didn't you hear Walt announce you as you entered?
Dawn, darling, meet my best mate cyberkitten; and my precious Mrs Aginoth. OldOldLady, aka Naomi, is out admiring my arbour.
And over there, comparing frocks, is Kerry and Keda!
The chap throwing up [again] is paste.
The tall distinguished man is rashbre and the political hotpot is dave....
[Looks over as Clara passes.... raises eyebrow]
Surtenly wos, u try punning after wot i've ad 2 drink!
No, you can't slip in. We are all watching the door to see who comes in next!
The buffet is splendid. I love the indonesian spicy things.
oh - so THAT is Cheeks.....well, that explains a lot! :-)
and no, Paste - I doubt very much if Simon would be here, I don't think he wholly approves of me....
So Cyberkitten, you are ignoring me, I vill ave to talk to M!
OOL - I'm desperately trying to finish four sets of mediaeval clothes for our first re-enactment of the season on saturday!!!
It's a new group, so everyone needs new stuff, hand sewn. Girls need three dresses (linen underdress, woolen overdress & wool apron dress), boys need shirt, tunic, underwear & leggings!!!!
I've still got lots to do:-(
Ding Dong
Thanks for inviting me, great party you have here, I am sorry that I can not stay have a G&T for me PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Have fun
Byeeeeeeeeee
I doubt if Simon wholly approves of anyone....
thank you, rashers, a little recipe we picked up while travelling, you know....
ck! leave the maid alone!
Paste, are you OK? You are looking a little green around the gills.
Maybe you should get some fresh air???
Sorry dave... I was, as always, distracted by a vision of lovelines... It's a failing of mine...
Sorry CQ... Just admiring the help........
Excellent idea, Jane.....why don't you show him to the arbour??
It's in the big garden, down the path, past two fountains, left at the stables.....
CK - anything in a skirt is a vision of lovliness to you;-)
Actually, i think the skirt may be optional......
I would help you Mrs. A, but I'm a very very BAD sewer! That's quite a project you've undertakem.. Can I bring you a Vodka Tonic? Or A Large glass of Gin? It might make the sewing go faster, you know?
Where's that Birthday Boy, Cyberkitten? Is he off making a pass at someone??? (lol)
It isn't a party withouit a fw 'passes', is it?
Naomi, I'm sorry to say ck has his eye on my maid........
[shakes head]
more drinks anyone?
keda wanted some different music - I've broght a couple of tracks from my friends The Mad. It is a bit loud though.
Maybe a large glass of vodka would help a little thanks;-) I like it straight up with ice, but only the expemsive kind!
If you're lucky, I might show you my drinking trick later. has anyone seen it before? it's ever so good.
honest!
I have standards Mrs A... OK, they *are* pretty low... but they are mine...
Hey, Naomi.... just watching the floor show.... [sigh].
Oh That Cyberkitten...such a typical male thing to do....Put the moves on the maid! Too easy, CK! Where are the little cucumber sandwiches? Are they next to the Crab Cakes or am I seeing things?
Well, it was good enough to get me free drinks across the world when I was 18 & bumming my way around.
Or maybe it was because I was 18? How deressing!
Come on Paste....I'll show you to the Arbor. I think it will be nice. You'll feel better.
Clara, could I get a cup of coffee for Paste?
What can I say... I have a 'thing' about the hired help.... and she *is* cute.. you have to admit that....?
Next time, Clara will be wearing a more modest outfit, you can be sure.....
Mrs A - we love drinking tricks - don't we, paste??
Just upping the tempo, but trying not to interest the local constabulary. its a fine balance
Well, the skirt is certainly short. i'll admit that...
Mts. A.. Your Drinking trick? NO! And I'd LOVE to see that!
Another Vodka for Mrs. A. Walt...
(Walt is very cute, CQ.? Does he travel well?)
She *does* have the legs to carry it off too........ Must be all that walking and carrying trays....
Woah Clara - nice top (if you know what I mean)
rashers, don't worry about the local cops - I have them right here [taps derriere].....a little beer at their Christmas party and they're happy!
Clara! Stop winking at ck and get Miss Jane that coffee for paste....now where did that man go!
I noticed that too rashbre....
Ok. One pint glass (empty) upside down.
One pint glass (full of ale or cider - not lager) upside down next to it.
You have to down the pint, out of the upside down glass, but you can only touch that glass with your head.
now, off you all go & have a little practise.
i'll give you the answer tomorrow
LOL
Get a bottle of Sambuca. Pour loads in your mouth. Lick your lips so that you have Sambuca on them. Turn the lights off. Put your head right back so pointing up. Light your mouth. This trick usually involves lots of sambuca being sprayed across the room as the recipient realises that they're actually on fire.
Hello, I am so sorry I am so sorry I am late sweetie, I got caught up in a night shoot then simply had to go home and get some beauty sleep. Don't mind the film crew just pretend they are not here. They needed some extra footage for the dvd extended version. All a "day in the life" type stuff.
It is definitely time for champers and nibbly bits for me.
Rashbre and Cyberkiten are fighting over Clara...
Has anyone seen Walt??
How are you tonight CQ? Having fun at your own party, I hope...
Where are the furries tonight?
Hug them for me, okay?
That £50 note I slipped Clara was worth every penny.........
its the stockings- stop beating around the bush! where did you get her uniform? but she certainly can dance and balancing the drinks on her head how can we blame him?
I seem to have lost Paste....has anyone seen him. He must be hiding or maybe he passed out.
I have to agree...Walt is a cutie.
Mind the taffeta drapes!!....
Snorting pernod is also an interesting experience
sorry walts been um keeping me company ....
uh oh - I'm being dragged off to bed by aggie now (ha ha to all you singletons - oh, maybe not, we've got three kids here too you know!)
I'll come back for some more in the morning CQ.
loverly spread BTW. well done
my head got very wet trying that Mrs Aginoth trick. Can someone help me get dry again?
I have to get some air...Back out to the Arbor...Where is that darling Walt...Did he go outside???
Hi Wendy..good to see you...
Is that paste hiding behind the taffeta drapes????
The felines are tucked up in the stables.....dreaming of salmon and mousies, I'm sure.
ck - stop bribing the staff!
Wendy, darling, take your film crew over to the buffet table and Clara will bring you some drinks...
Clara? Clara!!
[shakes head] one just can't get the staff these days.......
[pours VERY large vodka]
[toasts Dawn - who is quietly working her way through a bottle of vodka with red bull]
[coughs] Walt?? The Lady Naomi would like an escort.....
Cybrkitten did you say 50...? Why thats almost $100. here in the states....She does not come cheap, does she....Oh I'm having the Vapors...
My staff are not cheap, Naomi.......but they are very good...
I'm sure Dawn will agree [wink]
[throws rashbre a towel]
ok i've had a guiness a boogy and an excursion with walt. he's all your now= i need to sleep it off!
night night dahlinks. lovely spread. have fun*
goodnight Keda - wonderful having you here, darling. Love to the hoglets!
Its time for party games...lets play big toe madness
Well, I'm not really into 'sloppy seconds'..OOOPS! Did I just say that...I must be drunk!
Another large Vodka, please...NO, bo soda, thank you...Oh, just give me the bottle!
Oh I think she's worth it Naomi... I mean... Just *look* at her...
I will set the film crew up by the buffet, if there is one thing they are good at it is stuffing their faces at craft services.
( I hope no one realises we are actually filming a reality show and THEY are all going to be in it mwhahha)
I'm losing all sense of reality wendywings. now about that big toe madness game...we all need to strip off our...
...shoes.
then decide
Whose big toe is the longest?
Whose big toe is widest?
Whose big toenail is the longest?
Whose big toe is the prettiest?
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