Sunday, January 08, 2006

Apples and Wine







Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.










Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[tee hee!]

cq

27 comments:

afp763389 said...

:p

easier reach the north pole with a click than a stomped apple on the top of a lawn

Juggling Mother said...

LOL

mar said...

Lovely. Cheers!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I think I can feel the footprints!

pandora said...
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craziequeen said...

hmm...I see a division in the receipt of this post...

male on one side and female on the other....

could almost be Mars and Venus..... :-)

J-L? I thought men liked to be walked on? Apparently they pay for the pleasure in Asia! :-)

cq

ribbiticus said...

true, true, true! but sometimes, even stomping on them isn't enough...lol!

couldn't help but notice the countdown to the skiing trip. wow! how exciting! :)

CyberKitten said...

Men as wine.... Well.. we DO get better with age...... (bg)

If I was a wine.. what wine would I be.....? (muses)

Marcia said...

Hahaha!! That's a good one! I'm going to have to tell that to my husband!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL..Very Good my dear CQ!!! I am going to have to remember that!

Here from Michele today!! But you know...I am here on my own, too!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Just came by to say...I can't reveal too much about "The Neighbors" cause I might want to use them in another "Liar, Liar Thingy...LOL!

Romanduck said...

HEHE! That's funny. I guess I'm just a climbing grape waiting to get the shit tomped out of him. :)

MSM

Plumkrazzee said...

MMMM, no wonder I love wine. Michele sent me!

Dave said...

Funny, but a very jaundiced view of men that is commonly seen in the blog world. In my experience many if not most men are very decent guys who love their wives.

Tara said...

LOL. Too damn true!

Chele In {dot} LA said...

great post.
over from the other michele

Beanhead said...

Here from Michele's

I love both of those. I think my wine needs some more stomping...:)

craziequeen said...

my frog princess: yep - exciting and very scary!

cyberkitten: remember, I am allergic to wine! :-)

mar-see-ah: just tell him he's a Beaujolais - young and full-bodied!

OOL - if I hear that joke is working its way round Hollywood, I know who started it! :-)

Roman: where's your bloggie, mate? I was gonna visit.......

plum: see my comment to cyberkitten!

dave: tis just a joke. My regular readers know the esteem I hold MB and the other men in my life in :-)

dawnie: have you told Neolithic? :-)

chele in la: hi again, sweetie!

beanhead: we meet again - you stomp away! :-)

cq

Aginoth said...

Can I be a nice single variety Cider instead? Being as i am from Somerset?

craziequeen said...

Aginoth: can I stomp on yer apples??

cq

margalit said...

LOL, perfect. And Dave, there are PLENTY of really shitty guys out there that aren't married or if they are need to be stomped to help out and be a human being. I'm glad you're not one of them.

Via Michele

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Here via Michele's.

That gave me a chuckle :)

OldHorsetailSnake said...

As a male of the male species, I object. No, I guess I agree. You're entirely too wise.

Uisce said...

ROTFLMAO!! That's awesome!! And yeah, pretty much true!!

Oreo said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny.
Oreo says, will you please let Charlie & Pandora come to my bloggie so they can tell my brother Happy Purrthday?!?!

Stephanie Davies said...

That's the funniest thing I've read all day long!! Thanks for the laugh! :D And it is soooo true too. Although most days, I feel like the squished apples that have already fallen to the ground lol

Kross-Eyed Kitty said...

Perfect! I loved this post!