Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
[tee hee!]
cq
22 comments:
LOL
Lovely. Cheers!
I think I can feel the footprints!
hmm...I see a division in the receipt of this post...
male on one side and female on the other....
could almost be Mars and Venus..... :-)
J-L? I thought men liked to be walked on? Apparently they pay for the pleasure in Asia! :-)
cq
true, true, true! but sometimes, even stomping on them isn't enough...lol!
couldn't help but notice the countdown to the skiing trip. wow! how exciting! :)
Men as wine.... Well.. we DO get better with age...... (bg)
If I was a wine.. what wine would I be.....? (muses)
Hahaha!! That's a good one! I'm going to have to tell that to my husband!
LOL, LOL, LOL..Very Good my dear CQ!!! I am going to have to remember that!
Here from Michele today!! But you know...I am here on my own, too!
Just came by to say...I can't reveal too much about "The Neighbors" cause I might want to use them in another "Liar, Liar Thingy...LOL!
Funny, but a very jaundiced view of men that is commonly seen in the blog world. In my experience many if not most men are very decent guys who love their wives.
great post.
over from the other michele
Here from Michele's
I love both of those. I think my wine needs some more stomping...:)
my frog princess: yep - exciting and very scary!
cyberkitten: remember, I am allergic to wine! :-)
mar-see-ah: just tell him he's a Beaujolais - young and full-bodied!
OOL - if I hear that joke is working its way round Hollywood, I know who started it! :-)
Roman: where's your bloggie, mate? I was gonna visit.......
plum: see my comment to cyberkitten!
dave: tis just a joke. My regular readers know the esteem I hold MB and the other men in my life in :-)
dawnie: have you told Neolithic? :-)
chele in la: hi again, sweetie!
beanhead: we meet again - you stomp away! :-)
cq
Can I be a nice single variety Cider instead? Being as i am from Somerset?
Aginoth: can I stomp on yer apples??
cq
LOL, perfect. And Dave, there are PLENTY of really shitty guys out there that aren't married or if they are need to be stomped to help out and be a human being. I'm glad you're not one of them.
Via Michele
Here via Michele's.
That gave me a chuckle :)
As a male of the male species, I object. No, I guess I agree. You're entirely too wise.
ROTFLMAO!! That's awesome!! And yeah, pretty much true!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny.
Oreo says, will you please let Charlie & Pandora come to my bloggie so they can tell my brother Happy Purrthday?!?!
That's the funniest thing I've read all day long!! Thanks for the laugh! :D And it is soooo true too. Although most days, I feel like the squished apples that have already fallen to the ground lol
Perfect! I loved this post!
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