Thursday, January 26, 2006

Cat Rules

1. The cat is not allowed in the house.

2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.

7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation only.

8. Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the pillow too.

9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.


Jean-Luc Picard said...

You have got the cat rules sorted out, Cyberkitten.

CyberKitten said...

Well... I had a cat for 17 years... so I know a thing or three about their habits.. [grin]

BTW - I've had a txt from CQ. She's arrived safely and is looking forward to her first day on the slopes - though is understandably just a little nervous!

Anonymous said...

LOL this is hilarious...and applies to our cat situation here as well.

Caryn said...

Oh, God, that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! We have three adorable pests (commonly referred to as cats). They definitely rule the house, which I guess is to be expected since they outnumber us by one.

mar said...

This was lovely. Although I do not have a cat! good to hear cq is doing fine.

Le laquet said...

Ok, but is the cat allowed to ski on the nursery slopes?

NO, I mean are you allowed to ski on the nursery slopes with the cat?

Le laquet said...

But *blushes because she didn't read properly* you don't care 'cause you and the cat are not skiing are ye?

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL! LOVE LOVE LOVE this one!!! How true...They are in charge of everything, aren't they?

It's perfect that the saying goes, Dogs have Masters, and Cats have Slaves!

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