Friday, January 27, 2006

It's a Culture Thing...

A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,
"Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Texor Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation.

Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

"Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand.

"Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"

5 comments:

Aginoth said...

News from CQ....

She has no internet access in the hotel and is suffering blog withdrawal

mar said...

Cq: next time you go skiing book France!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Love this...I've heard it before but not with that punchline..The "punchline" I've heard is much much x-rated! Whatever..it's really funny, either way.
Hope you asre haing a great time CQ!

Aginoth said...

More news from CQ:

She can't ski and doesn't like it,

gonna be a monster blog when she gets back

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