Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Do You Have a Guardian Animal?

Craziequeen, you are Fluffy!

Ahh, you're such a kind, considerate person, you're destined to have a pet that goes by the name of Fluffy. It's just a shame that it happens to be Hagrid's ferocious pet three-headed dog.


Now, we can think of other people who are more deserving of a deranged mutt with more bite than a JCB, but we all have to live with our misfortunes. The good news is that this savage beast is easily calmed by soothing music and your particular pooch just loves to hear the calming melodies of good deeds.

You see, a creature with three heads has a lot of internal issues. Three brains are just dangerous when it comes to decision making. They have to all agree on which lamppost to pee up, who's got the worst doggie breath and most importantly whose turn it is to lick his dangleberries. The good news is that you're such a nice person that Fluffy rarely wakes up; but make sure you keep it that way. Dogs like Fluffy are notorious for needing lots of exercise and with all those hungry heads you would need to invest in a very large pooper-scooper!


Back to tried and trusted http://uk.tickle.com/- beats blogthings and suchlike any day!
Although they don't give you your results in HTML...

cq

4 comments:

Mary P. said...

That was great. Quirky. Now I have a new website to check out! Off I go...

Mary P. said...

Oohh...I've been and I'm back, and I should've guessed from the address: it's Tickle, the matchmaking site! You know what those tests are intended for, don't you? You add all your test results to a "psychological profile" you create which can then be used to match you up to the Mr. Right whose profile best matches yours!

Does HWMBO know about this?

craziequeen said...

Ah, I don't think he has any worries after 20years [wink]...

but it is so cool to think I am building a psychological profile - haven't had one of those since I went to a shrink!

cq

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