Wednesday, November 23, 2005

REAL FRIEND TEST!!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

so true :-)

cq

9 comments:

Juggling Mother said...

And you are a real friend

xx

Mrs A

craziequeen said...

That's cos I wander into your kitchen and make myself coffee...

:-)

xx

cq

CyberKitten said...

Cool whatnot..... though I'm not sure about the blackmail thing....

Looks concerned............. (grin)

craziequeen said...

[hides little black notebook]

[grin]

cq

Dave said...

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
So true.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
Trueish but probably less so with 'reserved' UK men.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
Not true, many of my greatest friends would not have my parents telephone numbers.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
Should be true but do many people stay and wash up, not sure we never do.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
Bit trite this one.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
Good one.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
Spot on.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
Never fight with my friends.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
Like it.

craziequeen said...

That's the problem with these things....there's usually some gems hidden among the soppy stuff :-)

Perhaps I should add one....

A simple friend points out your baby needs changing
A real friend reaches for the changing bag without a word

cq

[chuckle]

JoeC said...

How insightful, yes, true, true... then there is the third kind... i call them drinking friends or goodtimes buddies..... they are good in a bar but not outside of it. *sign*

Cheers!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Wonderful post, CQ...and I think it's ALL right on the money, as they say....hadn't really thought of it in these exact terms, but I'm glad you did!!!

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